I feel crappy . . .

Look I know it's Friday and everything, and that really should be a good thing in my book, (and actually Friday is mentioned as being a good thing in my actual book, so that's alright!) but I am suffering with a HUGE dose of horrible Man Flu at the moment, and I feel dreadful. Which is kind of the last thing I need at the moment. In fact, I feel crappy . . .

It might seem crazy what I’m about to say
No sunshine here, I need to take a break
My hot water bottle's filled, I'm feeling spaced
Trouble gettin' air, like if you care, baby by the way

[Chorus:]
Uh, Because I’m crappy
Moan along if you feel in a gloom without any oomph
Because I’m crappy
Moan along if you feel like crappiness is the proof
Because I’m crappy
Moan along if you know that crappiness feels like poo
Because I’m crappy
Cough along if you feel like that’s what you wanna do

[Verse 2:]
I've got bad news talking colds and that, (yeah)
Someone gave me what I got, and I can't give it back, (yeah)
Well, I should probably warn you I’m not feelin' fine, (yeah)
No offense to you, but I'm a waste of time
Here’s why

[Chorus:]
Because I’m crappy
Moan along if you feel in a gloom without any oomph
Because I’m crappy
Moan along if you feel like crappiness is the proof
Because I’m crappy
Moan along if you know that crappiness feels like poo
Because I’m crappy
Cough along if you feel like that’s what you wanna do
Hey, come on

[Bridge:]
(Crappy) I feel down
Can't nothing (Crappy)
Stop this frown
My temp is too high (Crappy)
To bring it down
Can't nothing (Crappy) cool me down
I said (Crappy Crappy)
Bring it down
Can't nothing (Crappy Crappy Crappy) bring it down
My temp is too high
Bring it down
Can't nothing (Crappy Crappy Crappy) bring it down
I said

[Chorus:]
Because I’m crappy
Moan along if you feel in a gloom without any oomph
Because I’m crappy
Moan along if you feel like crappiness is the proof
Because I’m crappy
Moan along if you know that crappiness feels like poo
Because I’m crappy
Cough along if you feel like that’s what you wanna do

Because I’m crappy
Moan along if you feel in a gloom without any oomph
Because I’m crappy
Moan along if you feel like crappiness is the proof
Because I’m crappy
Moan along if you know that crappiness feels like poo
Because I’m crappy
Cough along if you feel like that’s what you wanna do

(crappy crappy crappy)
I feel so down… can’t nothing…
Stop this frown… my temp is too high…
Bring it down… can’t nothing…
Bring it down, I said

Because I’m crappy
Moan along if you feel in a gloom without any oomph
Because I’m crappy
Moan along if you feel like crappiness is the proof
Because I’m crappy
Moan along if you know that crappiness feels like poo
Because I’m crappy
Groan along if you feel like that’s what you wanna do

Because I’m crappy
Moan along if you feel in a gloom without any oomph
Because I’m crappy
Moan along if you feel like crappiness is the proof
Because I’m crappy
Moan along if you know that crappiness feels like poo
Because I’m crappy
Sneeze along if you feel like that’s what you wanna do